How did that Black Friday work for you? – I don’t have the desire to deal with the mad crowds or the time…
Did you find presents for everybody? – I’m always left with some odd ones out…
Fortunately, solution is here! Shop https://www.cafepress.com/apbtri
Start the season by sending the cards to everybody, reminding them you are a triathlete:

And invite them to your party in running style:

In case they still didn’t get the hint, put up some sporty ornaments around:


And make sure that their drinks come in a glass that drives your point home:

Alternatively, if you are forced to go to somebody else’s party, announce your athleticism to all around with your shirt:

Of course you can always go the passive-aggressive route when dealing with an out-of-shape naysayer:

Since we are talking passive-aggressive moves: help them stay organized with backpacks labelled for each sport:




And let your special triathlete walking around announcing their lifestyle to all around with a shirt:


In case you are not sure of the size, opt for a mug:

One way or another, come visit our shop and leave prepared for the holiday season!